"between you" is not in the dictionary.

me
noun
°As the direct object of a verb.
"Can you hear me?"
°(obsolete) As a reflexive direct object of a verb.
"1819, John Keats, La Belle Dame sans Merci - And I awoke, and found me here."
synonyms: i, myself, us, my more» , mine, my ass

"and the bedpost" is not in the dictionary.