goose
noun
°Any of various grazing waterfowl of the family Anatidae, bigger than a duck.
°(slang) A stupid person.
verb
°(slang) To sharply poke or pinch someone's buttocks. Derived from a goose's inclination to bite at a retreating intruder's hindquarters.
°(slang) To gently accelerate an automobile or machine, or give repeated small taps on the accelerator.
synonyms: goose iron

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